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new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius October 18, 2015


new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 29, 2022


New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 10, 2019


New Zealand

A small city in Australia.

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?

by hoebag443 December 1, 2022


New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by December 2, 2020


New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020


New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed

Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017