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S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot
A Tier 3 Sub Is A Simp That Watches Twitch Thots
Someone who is a simp is a person who craves womens attention at all costs.
Mya: OMG math is so uncool
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
dat simp ass succer you C n da club tryna fight ova a broad
dat dont wanna be wit him.
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Someone that puts sex before anything else
Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
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A boy named Charles or Charlie that chooses to call his girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys.
"Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"
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