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A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.
How about I give you a "Brazilian Canoe" tonight baby.
8π 3π
The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.
14π 8π
The act of female masturbating herself.
I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
20π 12π
Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.
When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.
6π 2π
More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
68π 55π
Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called βThe Oklahoma Canoeβ where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
(/oΝof kΙΛnoΝo/)
1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.
2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.
I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.