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A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.
Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”
Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real
frxnk/dexter
Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.
Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise
Joe: Is that Dexter?
Deez: Yeah…
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot
Dexter is a kind and funny guy, as well as very empathetic. He is also the smarty pants in the class, but he doesn't flex any of his skills unless asked to. He's very social and extroverted although on some occasions he just doesn't want to talk that day. He sometimes thinks a little too much about certain things, wether if it's being left on seen or a simple gesture someone made as he passed by them. Despite this, Dexter is the person other people want to be around, and he makes other people feel comfortable to talk when near him, no matter how shy they are. And although he is called many nicknames that could range from Dex to the musician Dexter Gordon, the only thing he doesn't want to be associated with is the show named "Dexter" which is about a serial killer.
Person A: Hey it's Dexter! Wassup!
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...
Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.
Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”