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A Dutch persons mojo.
The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...
"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"
Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off
Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...
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(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.
I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!
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when you are walking down the street and you drop a stinker, and the smell somehow ends up infront of you.
Tom: can you smell that? I think it is that group infront of us ..
Lars: or it was Petter throwing a dutch boomerang again ..
Petter: good one Lars, on the money as usual.
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The sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a "silent but deadly" fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. Otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.
All I tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden I was annihilated by a massive dutch venting.
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The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
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When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm
Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!
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The act of someone unexpectedly shoving their fist into another persons mouth and down there throat.
"That bitch pushed me down the stairs so I gave her a Dutch muzzle".
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