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The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.
Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.
Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.
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A young woman that still believes in marriage and intends on being someones wife one day.
"Nah she wouldn't sleep around, she respects herself, she's a future wifey."
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Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,
1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
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An investment in condoms
"If you didn't wanna knock her up, you should've invested in a cock future"
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.
'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'
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A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."
Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
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