Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

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goating

The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.

Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!

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goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

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The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

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Goating

When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.

I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.

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Goat

An animal that matty likes to pleasure.

Matty has a goat fettish

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goat

to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom

"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."

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