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Slang and somewhat cryptic for 'marijuana' or for using marijuana (caking). Used in circles and groups where marijuana is illegal to possess. Can be used in conjunction with other like 'cake' terms and accessories. Useful in situations that legally require the hiding of the intention to 'cake', such as telephone conversations in which the objective is to acquire some cake.

('Baker' - refers to a person who may sell or distribute cake.)

('cake-pan' may refer to the instrument in which the cake is baked.)

('cake-on-my-face' refers to someone who has eaten their share of cake and is beginning to show obvious signs of having recently eaten cake... i.e. "cake-eyed", or "birthday caked")

It is interesting and noteworthy to mention that the term 'baker' can also be used to identify the person who consumes the cake... meaning 'Whoever baked it caked it.', however it is most often used to identify the provider of cake provisions for a fee that is not unlikely to produce buyer's remorse... an emotional response to buying overpriced 'fancy' cakes or accessories.

The term 'hunger' when used in conjunction with 'cake' refers to the effect of the cake on the eater. If a caker is full of cake, he or she has had enough to eat and is thereby full of cake. If cake-hunger persists after a caking has taken place, a brief to moderate waiting period may be observed to ascertain the quality of the said cake... but in most cases a second helping of cake will stave off hunger and provide the desired fullness.

"I need to get caked, bad!"

"Man, I was so damn 'caked' last night I shat my pants up in 'ere."

"Shit, I am out of cake! Call up the baker so we's a get s'more sweet-ass Betty Crocker, bitches."

"That cake wasn't as filling as it should have been. Let's bake up anotha."

by chrychek November 20, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."

Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*

by Bob Smith February 26, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

by womoma April 16, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


cake

1:to talk on the phone with a certian secial someone, late at night.

2: to make sweet-talk.

1: Jimmy and I are going to cake tonight.

2: stop caking,you dont mean it!

by rawrrc[l]ickk December 15, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


cake

it a word used for a girl that has a fat ass.

"yo she got the mean cake"

by Victoria227 July 14, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cake

1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.

1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.

by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 29, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cake

A gay person also referred to as fag,sissy, and more

you a cake ass nigga

by myron allen April 26, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž