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Very, very good drummer. Drummed for the New York Dolls (replaced Billy Murcia) and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers among others. Very gorgeous and adorable. Born on the 7th of May 1946 and died on the 14th of January 1992, of bacterial Meningitis. R.I.P.
Person 1: Oh man, Jerry Nolan is just the grooviest.
Person 2: Groovy? More like PURE ROCK N ROLL.
The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.
We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.
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amazingly talented lead singer of Straylight Run and former guitarist/co-vocalist of Taking Back Sunday
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Friend 1 - Bro, my two of my ex just hooked up!
Friend 2 - That’s such a Nolan moment.
The longest and biggest dick you will ever see, girls say it make you feel good!
nolans dick is so big
Look at those 3 dumbasses
Yeah which one do you think is the Nolan O’Callaghan?
The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-
David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will