Phase 2 Park

a park inside the gated community of Palm Meadows leading a double life. By day, the park is used by little children to play while their stay at home moms gossip. By night however, the area is a hotbed for drug use and teen sex.

"dude are you going to phase 2 park for the party tonight?"
"dude i totally fucked her in phase two park"
"my god man we drank so much in phase two park"

Stupid Girl Phase

(N. Noun) A phase in which every non feminist female enters whereas they want to "fool around" and otherwise "have fun" from the age of puberty, up until the age of them wanting to "settle down". So much so that even if Mr. Right was in their face, they wouldn't even know he existed.

Jason: Dude, I was on a blind date with a woman and another guy; then my date picked the other guy who lied about trust issues! And she picked him because "He didn't have a spider picture on his shirt" Bob: I know man, Stupid Girl Phase. Jason: Oh right, duh.

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red hair phase

it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.

“do you that girl over there?”

“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”

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phase four effect

The effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren't. Also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. Most severe cases are found in Monterey, CA

i can't believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache... phase four effect must have struck me

Slutitary hoe phase

The act of being a slut temporarily during a transitional period in life, usually during or after a separation, divorce, marriage or break-up.

That niggas that she was with was cheating on her. She going though a slutitary hoe phase after she left his ass

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Internalized Gender Phase

The gender which society as assigned to an individual.

"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."

phase of the moon dependent

A slang phrase for insanity. Could also be used when speaking about a werewolf.

Roger: Great, Dom's out swimming in the ocean during the storm

John: Nothing new there, we both know he's phase of the moon dependent