tell me about it

1) A way of stating that they're talking about something you know very well or agree with.
2) A way of stating that they're actually talking about you. (Often used as sarcasm).

1)
Ben: Punching hurts people
Frank: Tell me about it!

2)
Ben: Did you tell her about your "problems"
Frank: Being god-like isn't a problem
Ben: Tell me about it

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tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.

Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).

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Filthy William Tell

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.

He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.

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Tell me why

Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.

"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."

"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."

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Tell me more

When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.

Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.

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please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

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you tell me

Expression of strong agreement.

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.

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