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have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017

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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

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Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

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honey bunches of oats

Is like saying omg but more weirdly and dramatic like "Oh shit Its a rats " instead its like " Oh Honey bunches of oats its a rat".

Oh Honey Bunches of Oats you idiot

by deffuc November 6, 2019

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honey bunches of oats

its like oh shit but censored

oh honey bunches of oats .

by deffuc March 6, 2020


Honey Bunches of Oats

A gay person who is stereotypically straight

You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024


Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2019