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A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus
Last year I want on vacation to Mauritius and saw the Tree Octopus on a nature tour
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Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.
Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.
"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"
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An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.
Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!
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BOB ISIS LOVESSSS OCTOPUS PORN
Porn isn't porn without octopussies. Octopus porn is great.
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Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?
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Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.
I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.
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A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
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