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Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.

“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

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Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 29, 2017


Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.

Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!

by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022


Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024


Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021


Shrex offender

Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt

"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER

by //nobodygivesacr4p.com December 5, 2024


serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll April 30, 2012