dayton, ohio

The most ballingest city in the world. Every form of transportation has 24 inch spinners on it. Tricycles, Big wheels, cars, ATVs and strollers. There are city workers on every other roof top equipped with suitcases of money, whose sole jobs are to make it rain. Every women's vagina smells like watermelon and Dayton men can make a woman orgasm with eye contact alone. A lot of people have guns in Dayton, but it's okay because everyone that is born there can dodge bullets. There is no snow in Dayton, just really cold cocaine that the city supplies. The city was going to be called "Heaven on Earth" but the abbreviation HOE is a bitch move, and Dayton don't roll with no bitch moves.

I am better than you because I'm from Dayton, Ohio

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Fremont Ohio

This is where you find white hoes. Black hoes. Pretty much everyone cheats and hurts you. You may get shot for not wanting to pick up a straw for someone at Circle K. In summary, a hood ass place where hot bitches live buh are worthless and where niggas sell drugs right on 75.

A very horrible place to live is in Fremont Ohio.

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Aurora Ohio

A city in North East Ohio, suburb of Cleveland. If you are young enough to be on this website, and have enough time to search for this definition, you probity are aware of how little there is to do. Right now I am bored as shit, which is why I am typing this definition. There is a small skate park and a movie theater, but that’s about it. There is a shopping mall called the ‘Aurora Outlets’, but most of the items sold there are targeted at elderly ladies and the excessively rich. There is a mix of classes in Aurora, with both very rich and very poor. This has lead to a drug ‘problem’ in the High School, with tensions peaking during the 2008-2009 school year with Police Lockdowns and an incident involving a handgun at the school. In 2008 the local football team won the state championship, which seemed like the greatest thing to ever happen in the city, ever. (<- not really) It is also home to a fairly small and under stocked library. It has neither recreation centre nor any other form of entertainment (Other than the aforementioned skate park and movie theater). I used to have a large-ish theme park, called Geauga Lake/Sea World; however it recently became Six Flags. Even more recently it was purchased by Cedar Fair (Owners of the famous Cedar Point) and closed forever (). Aurora is often referred to as a great place to retire, with a total of 4 retirement centers. The city has two Boy Scout troops (265 and 269), two 4-H clubs (Creatures and features and Trail Blazers). It even has two subway restaurants. One final note to all of you young people: Don’t beat me up for writing this.
- 2009

Person A: Wanna go to Aurora Ohio this weekend
Person B: Why?
Person A: Never been there before
Person B: You didn’t miss much

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Columbus, Ohio

A "Swiss cheese city" riddled with countless suburbs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: "I heard you are from Columbus, Ohio."
Person 2: "Well, technically I'm from Bexley, it is located right in the middle of Columbus, but is its own city.

Ex 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, I live in Columbus, Ohio"
Person 2: "Columbus Columbus, or some suburb of Columbus?"

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Ohio nice

Something that would only be considered acceptable in Ohio. Can be used as a compliment for trying or as a general insult. Usually based on at least two of the following: bad manners, outdated trends, poor hygiene, prevalence of Ohio sports team paraphernalia, hunting, general cheapness/tackiness, or fake tanning.

"I checked out that new Japanese place last night, but everyone was eating sushi with forks."
"Sounds Ohio nice."

"What a great idea to use mirrors under the centerpieces! This wedding is Ohio nice."

"That's some outfit. You look... Ohio nice."
"Fuck off."

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Ohio Wesleyan

A small liberal arts school known as OWU (Oh-Woo). Kids who get in have the impression that they can sail through, but the work is demanding and a lot of freshmen flunk out. The frat scene is very busy because there is nothing else to do in Delaware, Ohio. The students are smart and kind of preppy. It's a place where you can get an excellent education even though a lot of people haven't heard of it.

"Ohio Wesleyan? Isn't that near Des Moines?"

"Um, no. It's in Ohio, not Iowa you stupid East Coaster."

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Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.

"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."

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