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Doc holding

We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick

I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo

by A mofokur June 10, 2020


Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.

Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 26, 2023


Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022


Doc Block

When something and/or someone prevents you from watching Doctor Who

1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"

"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"

by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011


Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.

"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."

by liubiquitous July 29, 2019


Poc Doc

A drug dealer in a white coat. A doctor that will prescribe you whatever you want.

Dr. Nick was a poc doc for Elvis Presley.

by Megatonballs August 13, 2023


Doc Back

A dogs back that arches downward. Similar to a horse with sway back.

That dog has doc back, someone should get him to a veterinarian promptly.

by Daisy2007 June 14, 2011