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Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)
"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"
The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.
Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.
the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!
Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!
Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue
Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!
The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever
Fuck they stopped selling the barbecue cheeseburger
a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way that is worse than just being "cooked".
bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."
gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."
When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.
She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye