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A small town in Ontario, known best for it’s drug addicts and homophobia. A quiet town with a low population and nothing to do, you can usually find teenagers high and crying in the foodland parking lot
Overall not a great place
“my family is moving to Minden Hills, Ontario”
“Good luck. I hear that place is a cesspool”
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”
A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.
Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.
Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.
Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless
In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL
"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"
Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6
The Florida of Canada.
Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.
Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.
Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."
Were Mfs Trun Snakes For Anything nd Hit Stains Meaning Steals from Anywhere or any who.💯✔
Why Are you so Ontario,Ca Tommy.