The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???
A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.
Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.
When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"