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Semen on a Saltine Cracker.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.
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when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
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The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.
I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.
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When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.
"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"
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"Honey, can you pass the Oyster Sauce? I'm a little dry."
Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.
Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *shakes head*
In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small
i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.