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Semen on a Saltine Cracker.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.
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when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
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The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.
I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.
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When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.
"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"
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When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.
"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"
When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell
Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya
My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .
a social gathering of many whores.
I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!