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Power-hungry Dick
He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.
A PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!
Post-Hawaii Depression
When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.
Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.
Becky : I FINALLY GOT MY PHD!
Dan : Not a single day goes by when I don't appreciate my PDH
Becky : Perfect hair day, I'm not talking about a degree, Dan
Dan : Neither am I
It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama
I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night
You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd
Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!
Girl: How’d you earn that?
Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!