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a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy
That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.
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The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane
This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.
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Pants full of shit;
To fill one's pants with shit;
To think you are having a heart attack but instead you shit yourself;
To imagine you are on a toilet taking a massive dump only to find out you are really at a company party and shitting your pants;
To stew in ones own shitty britches.
We were at a company party and a co-workers wife asked if she could have a roll of paper towels...turns out her husband had "philled britches".
If I don't get to a toilet soon I just might "Phil Britches".
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Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.
"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni
"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni
"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni
"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni
"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni
"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni
"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni
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A phrase by Yotuber, Phil Lester, or "AmazingPhil." It means that you go over to Dan And Phil's flat and watch Phan fuck with Netflix playing in the background.
Friend: Hey let's go over to Dan and Phil's flat to Netflix and Phil.
You: Yeah I can't wait until Phan comes out of the closet.
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"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"
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The artist Phil Klein (Philipp Klein) is a German Pop singer that has had several singles in the German Top 100 single charts. He is known for his boyish looks and for his attraction with new stylish clothes.
Singles:
Der Flachleger
Geiler Hintern
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