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A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.
Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.
the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other
Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!
The extremities we call hands.
My tits longed for his meat paddles.
The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”
“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”
When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday