Oi Paki

Something often yelled by ignorant white boys at bruvas of asianic origin which results in an ass whooping.

"oi Paki!?....Oh shit man i didn't mean it...please man...don't kill...i'm just a sad little white boy...i don't mean no harm...please make me a slave.

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Paki Punch

A racist game played by whities that involves seeing a turban, calling out its' color and punching your opponent at the same time. Often played in Surrey, BC where you will find a wide variety of turban colors, but you will leave badly bruised.

Jim: "Green!" then proceeds to punch Geoff in the shoulder.
Geoff: "Black!" then proceeds to punch Jim in the face.

Wow Percy, that was an awesome game of Paki Punch!

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Paki Wages

Come out with shit a wage, or a shit hourly rate etc.

H : “What you reckon he’s on an hour?”
C : “ Only an apprentice him ; paki wages”

chicken paki

A dark skinned foreign gentleman/lady who won't eat other meat just chicken

My friend is a chicken paki
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paki dot

When you have sex with a girl on her period and pull out and put a blood dot on her forehead

"I gave a whore a paki dot

Lewis the paki

A brown lewis

Yo is that a lewis the paki

Paki Opposite

A slang term to describe someone who no one likes, who looks Pakistani but is so free, running around enjoying what they like to do unlike the overpopulated, restricted country, the people of Pakistan have stuffed themselves and are currently living in.

He looks like them but he isn't with them because he's so free and fun to be around. He's clearly the paki opposite of them. hehehehehe!