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When a man is having intercourse with a girl, he pulls out and blows his load into a handful of crushed ice and slaps a woman on the back.
My girlfriend called out her ex's name, so I grabbed a handful of ice and gave that bitch a Chilly Palmer
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Placing your hand in an ice chest for 5 minutes before masturbating. You may also use a fridge, freezer, or Canada.
"Man, I felt the need to punish myself so I finished my day with a Chilly Palmer."
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A mix of coke, lemonade, and ice tea.
A mixture of ice tea and lemonade is known as an Arnold Palmer. Add some coke into the mix, and you've got a Coke & Palmer. Usually drank by pricks at golf tournaments.
Dude: What's that?
Prick: It's a coke & palmer. Now fuck off.
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The protagonist of K.J. Rowling's book. This ignorant teenage zitfaced twit received international acclaim for his masturbatory tendencies.
Man, did you read Rowling's latest Harry Palmer book?
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Harry Palmer is former President of a Scientology mission in Elmira. Harry Palmer is also founder and president of Star's Edge Inc. Star's Edge is the corporate entity that promotes and administers the Avatar course, a course intended to instruct students on how to effect positive changes in 1heir lives through the management of their beliefs.
"The tools that Harry Palmer created for beliefmagement exploring, really works for me!"
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a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye
got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick
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The nomenclature given to the demonic spawn slithering through the vas deferens of time and space. Recoiling at the sacred light, these bundty beasts reign down like blood from an altar in the sky, striking fear into the innocent! With briney claw, a Luke Palmer will scratch a soul from its unlucky possessor, spread mayonnaise over it and engulf it with a flaming maw more ravaging than George Clooneys good looks. Said to only be smitten with the lost trident of Poseiden, Luke Palmers continue to soil the earth with rigorous beastiality and over indulgence in the petty whims of man.
If you don't eat your vegetables the Luke Palmer will skin the Bogey Man alive and then come to defecate on your soul.
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