The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers
Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.
A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.
Someone who looks better with a mask on.
Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.
Covid and Q, having emerged simultaneously, infecting millions of Americans.
Refusing to wear a mask, she had contracted Covid. Trapped in her ICU bed, sustained by the respirator, she seethed - Trump won, he was the messiah, the election had been stolen, rigged, whatever that meant, the democrats were Satan-worshipping pedophiles - her mind and her body victimized equally by parallel pandemics.