Parker

A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.

Sandy: Jeff just broke up with me and I didn't do anything.
Candace: Forget him. He's a Parker.

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Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

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Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

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Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

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Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

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Tony Parker

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

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Parker Effect

When a school slowly tricks it’s students into joining the LGBTQ community.

That school has the parker effect.

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