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Parker

A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.

Sandy: Jeff just broke up with me and I didn't do anything.
Candace: Forget him. He's a Parker.

by BuddyTheElf44 June 19, 2010


Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 August 27, 2008


Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow August 30, 2015


Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 27, 2019


Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016


Tony Parker

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

by david faustino May 07, 2012


Parker Effect

When a school slowly tricks it’s students into joining the LGBTQ community.

That school has the parker effect.

by pooplmao937 May 25, 2023