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A ladies well groomed nether region
Let's see ya Nacho patch love!
Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
A form of cock and ball torture that usually results in gonorrhea. It is usually referred to users as if it was a game. Some even refer to it as going postal in X-Patch.
I played some X-Patch with my girlfriend last night.
A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!
Jack: Why thank you!
Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.
Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.
Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.
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