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clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.

That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.

by Bo Regard May 23, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Head Patrol

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.

I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.

by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nissan patrol

Underpowered shit heap square box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability

A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?

by Pootrol November 16, 2019

62πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


skank patrol

At dances, if people aren't dancing close enough then the skank patrol comes and makes them dance closer like normal skanks would. Normally a group of slutty lookin chicks that can't get any guys so they fuck up other peoples fun.

Dylan:Madeleine and Chris arent dancing close enough
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!

by DylantheGreat April 15, 2006

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Paw Patrol

Anyone who is 12 or over will get cancer by watching this show please refrain from any paw patrol shows or merchandise it will kill!!

Stay away from paw patrol it’s supposedly really dangerous to watch

by MistyCubed April 28, 2018

28πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Nissan Patrol

Nissan Patrol aka Toyota recovery vehicle is an offroad legend. Often driving through an obstacle to get to the other side to tow a Toyota out.

I said to the bloke I'll take the Patrol first so when you get stuck I can tow ya Crusier out!

You should have bought a Nissan Patrol mate!

by Hansohatori September 7, 2018

64πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


skeeza patrol

hoe-bag slut who loves the cock more than Cello's sister.

Used when calling a bitch over.
see skank skeeza

Yo skeeza patrol! Where my money at? Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?

by CUADIZZLE April 23, 2004

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž