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When someone (by thrusting their hand with two extended fingers into your belly) tries to simulate how it feels when you are all relaxed and comfortable and a kitty suddenly hops up and steps on you, ruining the moment. The two fingers demonstrate (through the use of applied pressure) the tiny paw as the weight from the cat (morbidly obese from domestication) presses down onto the formerly content victim. The result is unease and strong discomfort, borderlining on pain (think chinese water torture but worse).
Fear the wrath of my kitty paw!
Don't you dare kitty paw me!
Oh my god, I got kitty pawed last night. It was like a knife being plunged into my soul.
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Same as camel toe, or moose knuckles. Although this refer to the size of the girl. A petite girl wearing tight pants has a deer paw. An average size girl have a camel toe. A large girl has moose knuckles. and Great big fat chicks have Rhino hoof!!!
You should have seen the deer paw on this aerobics instructor at the club.
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When your crackhead cat has nothing better to do than to push everything & anything in his path off any high surface, then watch in joy as it crashes to the ground.
This God damned cat just Paw Fucked my brand new $30 candle off the bookshelf!!!
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the act of rubbing the palm of your hand in the crack of your arse and proceeding to hold your hand over your friend, lover,family member's nose and mouth.
My boyfriend pissed me off so I gave him the old stink paw.
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When a seemily classy woman exits the restroom without washing her hands.
Hey Jessica, don’t use the fork she gave you, she has pussy paws.
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when you're sitting on the toilet and the bathroom door is closed, and you hear scratching at the door, and when you look, there is a cats paw poking out from under the door, but its facing upwards.
When I opened the door, the cat was sitting there whistling. I asked what the paw was about, and the cat said, I saw a cat who looked just like me walking by, but he had an upsidedown paw, he said something about sticking his paw under the door, but im not sure, because i was sitting here whistling.
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When you cup a fart in your paw and throw it in someones face.
Hey Sarah ! What on my knuckles? Wait i cant see it. ( hand opens) OMG you asshole you just bear pawed me!
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