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After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.
John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.
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Last night, my girlfriend took a shot of my pearl jam.
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The ultimate act of ecstacy between lovers, upon which one, normally the male although it can vary, withdraws from the partner, and squirts their warm juices of love between the others eyes. Some claim it to be more satisfying than a blowjob, and more exhillerating than surprise sex.
"Oh, Jane! Baby! I'm going to let loose a pearl shot between your eyes! *Fap* Enjoy!
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the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
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A slang term referring to a mans penis.
Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!
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Spreading one's butt cheeks to allow a breast to be placed between.
My girlfriend bent me over and gave me the old Pearled Oyster.
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