Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

Christopher peck

A guy that says “hey” way to much

Your such a Christopher peck

Kenneth Peck

Josh Peck's twin brother who has more trauma and has extreme anger issues.
and can't keep his dick in his pants😻🤞🏿
and goes by the name Korey

Friend: you heard Kenneth Peck is having his 5th baby right?
Me: yes I'm aware

jacob peck

weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg

wants to be tobey maguire

(none of this is serious by the way)

"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"

"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."

Mark peck

A goofy looking prick who thinks he’s some sort of tough guy

Dude look at that mark peck over there, he couldn’t knock out a wank