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he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck
"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".
Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.
Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.
When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.
Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?
A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.
"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"
"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."
"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"
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When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.
She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes
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A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.
Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.
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