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dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019


70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”

Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”

by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024


thirteen-percent

Non derogatory terminology for the 13% of African American population in the United States

The Thirteen-Percent stand behind Angel Reese

by CryptoGod June 4, 2024


Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent

The fifth child in the family who is 80 percent.

He also goes by the name of mr. Tzvi.

Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent… Why did you drop and crack the glass.

by You seeeeeeee November 28, 2021


The Juan Percent

Rich Latino people

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.

by User8 October 20, 2024


huntret percent

1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.

'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'

"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"

"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"

by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022


the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020