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The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.
I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.
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Persian Heat is perhaps the most diabolical Internet Gangster on all of Xbox Live. He has been known to make grown men cry, and frequently disguises himself behind a Russian accent.
yo man lets get out of this match Persian Heat is too much for me
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Whence one receives oral sex on the beach, ejaculates into the givers face, and then slams their head into the sand.
Willie gave his a girlfriend a persian sandman and now she is itchy and sticky.
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When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.
Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"
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whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he's just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
a lot
just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
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A rowing term used to describe when a crew lets the boat run, then proceeds (without touching the water) to square, reverse feather, reverse square, feather, gunwale, and finally slap the water with their blades, all in time. For best results, perform in an 8. Note that some quads also have been known to perform this maneuver in a relatively badass manner.
Courtney: let it run...persian helicopter!
Matt: damnit chase, your blade touched. now we have to video it again.
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When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.
Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.