peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

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Peyton Walters

This dude has a 4.5 gpa, a nice haircut, and will fuck the shit out of your teacher with his mind. This dude says the right things at the right times to get your teacher wet af.

1. "Damn why is Mrs. Johnson looking at Johnny like that?"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"

Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

Peyton Slaughterback

A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.

Dude, I´m in a group with fucking Peyton Slaughterback.

peyton jobe

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong

Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis

peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

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peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

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