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A piercing that makes one look like a mentally retarded bovine. Entitled first-world fauxhemians often get one to seem "unique", "edgy", and/or "outrageous". Arm yourself with caution, as they may bore you to death with diatribes about "cisgendered norms", "the patriarchy", and how monogamy is wrong if you enter their proximity.
So yesterday I got sooooo drunk while listening to the latest Animal Collective album and considered getting a septum piercing.
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A ring in the nose that can look like a bull ring or metallic bogies.
People think they are being empowered and fashionable.
Media has pushed this hard to brainwash everyone( girls especially) in on it. So ironically we can see who are the sheep in the world .
Hey I'm curious why did you get a septum piercing ?
Because Its my body and my choice. Its none of your business stfu and die !!
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When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.
Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."
Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."
Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."
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When you have sex with a virgin.
Hey, I'm gonna get this new girl and pierce the veil.
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When a dude pierces his ballsack, can be stretched to a larger side. Makes your dick look mad tiny.
Guy 1: Dude, guess what I just did.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: *Flashes Junk* I just stretched my transscrotal Piercing. You can see right through my sack!
Guy 2: That's stupid.
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A breathtakingly amazing post hardcore band consisting of members
Vic Fuentes: vocals, rythm guitar
Jaime Preciado: Bass guitar
Tony Perry: lead guitar
And also the sexiest band alive
Girl 1: "oh my godddd I fucking LOVE Pierce the veil!!"
Girl 2: "sameee who's ur favorite member?"
Girl 1: "VIC!!!! Listening to selfish machines gabe me a full blown orgasm!"
Girl 2: "ayy, my favs Tony, but I cannot lie that Vic has the sexiest voice known to man"
A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.