pokemon

A very quick way of saying Rastafarian foreplay. (Can I poke you, mon? ;) )

Rasta guy: Can I pokemon ;)
Rasta girl: Any time, mon ;)

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pokemon

see Nazi rally.

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Pokemon

Gay aliens who come to decorate the world with Dog Feces.

Pink Telly Tubby

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pokemon

a creation that should have never been. it is the reason many kids of the 90's lost their souls. now we live in a world that has to many pokemon products. i am the leader of the 'destroy everthing pokemon' organisation.
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).

the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!

pokemon is the worst show on television, closly followed by
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)

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pokemon

the reason why there is hunger and starvation in the world and the cause of aids,
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.

person 1: hey lets go play Pokemon
person 2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1 & 2:*head explodes*

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Pokemon

1)A word used as a cover up for "pornography". 2)Reference to pornogrophy.

So I was watchin Pokemon and this Lickytongue was just savagely attacking this Ditto! Then all of a sudden a Poliwrath started double slappin the ditto!

Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"

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Pokemon

a gayass card game that does nothing but milk dollar after dollar out of the pockets of hard working american parents to feed the genetically engineered superchildren of a rich japanese business man

all you fags are playin that pokemon game, cuz ur fags!

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