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The alter ego of a man who enjoys his sluts and cocaine all while balancing the lifestyle of a rock star
Ghost Polo went crazy last night, he took 8 sluts back to this frat house and blew all of their backs out while ripping lines of heed & did not share.
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The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour
2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal
When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?
Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit
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Mastro Polo is named used to disguise a Narcissist.
#Narcissist.
"That blonde is kinda hot. And I heard she's really smart! Too bad, she's such a hater."
"Mastro Polo" aka "Mastro Polo"
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played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
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Girls who play water polo, who are fat, ugly, blonde, and/or prostitues and they think they are better than Golf Sluts, but will never even b close to ass cool as them
Angela is a polo hoe, because she is ugly, fat, anda prostitute who plays water polo.
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A person who has a ridiculous Ralph Lauren Polo wardrobe and is constantly wearing it.
"Girl i was on myspace and i came across the polo king, look up his url on myspace it's www.myspace.com/izzo_2_flyy
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a highly advanced ambidextrous hand job technique, where the girl pumps the shaft while simultaneously grasping the head chanting " around the world, marco polo"
my gf gave me some crazy marco polo last night
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