The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.
Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house
She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.
She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"
A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.
I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk
A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.
Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.
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A sexual act in which ladies rub their vaginas together or onto one another for sexual stimulation.
At the bachelor party Joe and his friends watched a porn where ladies were kissing and poodle balling.
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