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wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy
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A statement that is loud, obnoxious and memorable; it will be forever etched into one's mind. A revolting and awkward statement.
Our professor was talking about our classmate's special test-writing needs in front of the class; thus dropping the porcelain bomb.
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When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.
When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.
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An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.
While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.
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when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.
I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.
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If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,
then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.
Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.
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1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
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