it’s basically where all the mormons go in utah for spring break, fall break, etc. they take some cute pics sometimes if they are cool and post some cringe instagram posts with cringe captions. OCCASIONALLY some unmormon people go there. but it’s kinda rare. the place looks kinda cool but it’s for the mormons
“where are you going for spring break”
mormon kid “Lake Powell!!!!!!!” *the exclamation marks play a key rule in this bc that’s how they talk and how they are social media*
“oh ofc, i was gonna go there once... but”
“Why didn’t you go ????? It is so fun and cool!!!!!!!”
“it’s for the mormons”
*oHHHH my gaWwd how dAAre they say that about my relIIIgion!!!!!!!😡😡😡”
a stoner who spills food recently
James is such a powell. He spilt yogurt all over his shirt after hitting the bong
When your teacher does absolutely nothing, and let's you spend your period doing whatever the fuck you want
Yo I'm so glad she pulled a Powell today.
A Powell is a person who pretends to be righteous but uses his power to bulldoze over innocent victims. He relishes in hearing the helpless beg for mercy.
Did you hear about the judge who denied that rape victim a restraining order? He is SUCH a Powell!
A Powell is a person who pretends to be virtuous while using his position of power to crush the lives of innocent people. Worse than the snotty 'Karen', a Powell operates with premeditation and malice. He often suffers from delusions of grandeur and 'gets off' on making those weaker than himself beg for mercy.
Can be used as a verb: "OMG, he totally powelled her!"
Did you hear about the judge who shamed that rape victim in court? He is such a Powell!