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prayer whore

Someone who does irresponsible and foolish things to get attention. The close relative to the Attention Whore

Wow Sarah is such a prayer whore.

by Pardue15 November 4, 2015


Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 3, 2019


prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"

by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019


prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids

cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice

by raybeez February 13, 2022


prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.

They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.

by hitworth June 14, 2021


Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 9, 2024


prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 July 25, 2015