Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
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a pleasantly gay mixture of purple and pink, and has glitter in it.
I want to paint my car precious piss.
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A group of moronic girls (and a few imitation-girls) who have the IQ of a piece of furniture. They tend to blindly follow an Australian skank. The love to suck up, in more ways than one.
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Phrase commonly used on tumblr meaning small and precious or adorable.
"phil is so cute he's such a smol precious cinnamon roll"
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There's Stu, he's our precious little soup boi.
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To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.
"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."
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