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A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!
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A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......
would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex
I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant
Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .
This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.
I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!