Breast Press

The female version of the junk press. When a woman presses her breasts up against a man in the hopes of obtaining something. This has been seen in bars, hair salons, massage parlors and various other areas where females are known to appear.

I went to get a massage the other day, and the masseuse kept breast pressing me...I was at half-mast by the end of the massage!! I gave her a huge tip though, and I will defintely see her again.

I was washing this guys hair at work yesterday, and I used a breast press to get a bigger tip from him.

Betty totally just breast pressed that guy into buying her another drink!! I wish I had bigger tits so that I could do that.

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Hella pressed

super depressed.

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.

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Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.

1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press

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small press

Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.

Funtime comics is small press.

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Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.