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Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.

by Smaugher November 23, 2010


nickel prick

Nickel prick can be used in several different manners. To call somebody a nickel prick is the equivalent of calling them stupid or retarded. The other meaning would be to describe somebody that is a cheapskate. The word was originated by a famous thoroughbred horse trainer by the name of Jack Garrison of Enumclaw, Washington. According to legend, back in 1956, Jack Garrison "coined" the phrase when one of his horse owners wouldn't pay him the full training and board for their horse.

That son of a bitch is a two bit nickel prick!

by Mr.Tank July 30, 2015


Pass Prick

Drivers who position their cars intentionally to block other drivers who want to get by. Common on US Highways as a form of passive aggressive road rage, and illegal by statute in most states.

The prototypical Pass Prick rides right next to another car on a 4-lane highway so both lanes are blocked and nobody can pass. Closes gaps as fast as possible to form up another rolling roadblock.

Also a driver who accelerates quickly in front of everybody when lanes narrow to single lane, then drives slower than everybody. See also parade maker.

In rural areas, often a driver on two lane road who speeds up whenever their is room to pass, then slows to below speed limit when there is oncoming traffic

by Conk-D December 7, 2009


prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008


nit prick

A combination of nit pick and prick used to describe someone who is rude over minor details.

"Did you hear him holler at me because I didn't match a left sock with a right?"
"Yeah, what a nit prick!"

by mitunnelrat August 3, 2012


Pricking Party

An event where a group of people prick each others fingers. Usually its 5 or more people.

They had a pricking party to find each other blood types.

by Synonym Pseudonym March 26, 2019


egotistical prick

selfish asshole

Hannah is an egotistical prick because all she cares about is herself

by rogues December 15, 2008

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