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Schools that usually provide better education for it's students than most public schools. Admission requires money or scholarships or both; some schools require entrance examinations. Their curriculum is not mandated by the state.
rich white people like it because it's it's full of other rich white people and no minorities to scare them.
You attend private school
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An institution that is usually meant to be mono-sex (or boys only/ girls only) and is rarely Coed. Most are established on the Main Line (Pennsylvania, New York up to New England) or on the west coast (California only). Private Schools or Prep Schools are establishments started in the 1910s and have a "college" setting. Sometimes students board there and sometimes the school is run like a public school. The attendants come from families with a bit (quite a bit) more money then other families, except in the case of the occasional well-spoken scholarship boy. Instead of being forced to believe in unified ideas and socialist ideas (brought up by friends of mine who go to public school) they are 'encouraged' or 'forced' to come up with their own ideas about how the world should work. In this way the school will produce leaders, CEO's, and Wall Street stock analysts that will make between $450,000-$2,500,000 per year or highly paid surgeons and consultants that make $250-$700 an hour.
The kids attend Ivy League schools and in this way the private or prep school can claim success that they can advertise to the wealthy folk, who probably attended private/prep schools themselves. The children who attend these institutions are not always stuck up (in fact at my school VERY few are).
Pros:
-Small classes (between 10-25 kids divided into 2 homerooms)
-"New" educational ideas that promote self-acting
-Prestige when applying for colleges and jobs
-AP courses that allow up to 2 years worth of college
courses to be accumulated in senior year
-Less violence
Cons:
-Not usually Coed
-Separation from the unwashed masses that the kids will have
to deal with when they have big powerful administrative
jobs
Dean: "So I'd like to start this application for our college
with an interview, so please tell me about yourself."
The Private School / Prep School Student's Response:
"Well I attended a Prep School from 6th-12th grade, scoring a 3.50+ GPA each year, and a 2360 on the SAT."
Dean: "Alright then, lets get these forms filled out..."
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Its a Band: Punk / Experimental / Metal
Type of Label Indie
HISTORY
The idea for Private Pile was started about two to three years ago when Ethan's cousin John convinced him to express his ideas through song. About a year ago Ethan, his friend Scott, his cousin John, and John's friend Darren recorded "Status Quo" and "Fight For Equality". Without playing any shows or actually having a real band, Ethan decided to add new members. Two of his best friends from Madison High just so happened to fit the roles he needed. Chris and Adam, became the new members of Private Pile. Then while Adam was walking down the street he found an awesome drummer, Steven, and Private Pile was born. Expect to hear a bunch of hard punk, old-school hardcore, metal and experimental stuff mixed with political messages and views from us about the near future. You'll be hearing more from us soon.
gotten from myspace.com/privatepile31
Person 1: Who listen to any punk?
Person 2: I do i listen to green day
Person 1: That's not punk. Punk will be Private Pile
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While your wife /girlfriend is sleeping, grab a step stool and a bottle of tabasco and head to the bedroom. Now, place the stepstool a couple of feet away from the bathroom door in the direct path of the bed. Then shut the bathroom door.
Take the bottle of tabasco to bed and hide it in the pillowcase. Wake her and start to arouse her. Once you are getting close to blowing your wad get the tabasco ready. Tell her you want to come on her face. Aim for the eyes and while she inevitably has her eyes shut and mouth open, you drop a load and shake several drops of tabasco in the corner of her eyes.
When you are finished she will open her eyes and immediately be blinded. She will run to the bathroom to wash her eyes, trip over the stepstool headfirst into the shut bathroom door. At that time you stand over her and yell, "You close your eyes when Charlie's shooting at you and your going home in a body bag. On your feet Private Pyle!"
My wife needs to learn her place in this household. I'm gonna give her a Private Pyle tonight.
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Dancing with big outlandish pelvic thrusts!
I went to a concert and all the band did was pop they privates!
Noun
1: A place to spend all of the money you inherited from your grandparents dying.
2:Pure torture, too much homework, an insane amount of pressure
3:A brainwashing torture chamber
4:No weed ):
5:NO FUCKING REFUND BITCH
All meanings also work together
During summer: Wow, I can't wait to go to this amazing new school! It has to be good if I spent $20K!
First day of school: Uuuummm refund maybe?
A few weeks in: I guess ill just end it all now. Private school killed me and now ill...
Private buy/Privately bought
A personal purchase of an unreleased song of an artist from somebody with access to unreleased music.
David privately bought (Private buy) a bunch of unreleased Playboi Carti songs from 2019? We're definitely never hearing those...