Random
Source Code
Random
When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.
Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.
when somebody sucks a hairy penis with braces on and a pube get caught in the braces
that chicks got a pube between her teeth she has pube teeth
Shane Dawson, the famous YouTuber, calls Simsimi, the chatting bot, a "Pube Queen", since she really looks like pubes wearing a crown.
Shane: Hey Pube Queen!
Simsimi: Stop calling me a Pube Queen Shane!
When grinding so hard during sex that one or both partners get a red, inflamed and irritable rash from the other person's pubes. This is especially painful if one of the partners recently shaved. Pube rash was originally coined by Eltrombopag in early 2011.
Grogan: Hondah rode me so hard last night and now I have this rash...
Dr. Danny: Yeah dude, that's pube rash...Next time just give her an eye closer
Gavon mounted Gason dry and raw last night and now Gason has a savage pube rash and needed to be treated at the local clinic.
A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.
The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.
33👍 8👎
when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.
i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES
OR
last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'
OR
Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
37👍 10👎
Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.
Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!
9👍 1👎